bionic
“Pilot Error”

S2 E3

Production 41206
Original Airdate: September 27, 1974
SMDM 203 Pilot Error Steve propeller
Blinded, Steve straightens a propeller.
Produced by
Lionel E. Siegel and Joe L. Cramer
Written by
Edward J. Lakso
Directed by
Jerry Jameson
Guest Cast
Guest Star(s)
Pat Hingle as Ed Hill
Alfred Ryder as Joe Lannon
Co-starring
Suzanne Zenor as Airman Jill Denby
Stephen Nathan as Greg Hill
With
Chet Douglas as Reporter
Hank Stohl as A.F. Maj. Phillips
Dennis McCarthy as A.F. Doctor
Hank Brandt as Master Sgt. Cole
Broadcast Order
Season 2
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Synopsis

Senator — and USAF Reserves General — Ed Hill, who secured the secret funds that paid for Steve Austin's bionics, is under suspicion of pilot error in a recent aircraft accident. Steve is called to testify before the board of inquiry because he test piloted the same type of aircraft that crashed. Both Hill and Oscar Goldman attempt, unsuccessfully, to prejudice his testimony prior to leaving San Diego.

When the transport arrangements made by Washington are delayed, Senator Hill decides to take his own small plane to Luke Air Force Base, and invites Col. Austin to fly as co-pilot. But Hill suffers a lapse of awareness during the flight. The passengers awake from a nap to find themselves off course in a storm and without a working radio transmitter. An engine leak sprays hot oil into Steve's face, and he is blinded. They make an emergency landing in a remote desert location.

While stranded, Hill's advisor, Joe Lannon, schemes to assassinate Steve, convinced that once they are rescued, Steve's testimony will bury Hill. Meanwhile, Steve works with Hill to repair the plane. Steve, Lannon, and Hill's son, Greg, clear a runway and they take off. Once airborne, Hill again lapses into a waking trance, and Steve must fly literally blind, using his fingers on the dials, Greg's eyes, and an air-traffic controller named Denby.

Once back in civilization, it turns out that Senator Hill has a brain tumor. The senator retires from office, accepts full responsibility for the crash, and turns in his military wings. An eye doctor treats Steve's normal eye, but as for the other, he says that "that's a little out of my line." Oscar and Steve reassure him they have a specialist.

Memorable Quotes

(As Steve exits his hotel main entrance, Oscar honks at him in a convertible)
Oscar: Hi. What a coincidence.
Steve: Oscar, with you, nothing is a coincidence. What are you doing here in San Diego?
Oscar: Getting a suntan. What about you?


Oscar: Say, you're looking pretty spiffy in those dress blues there, pal.


Oscar: I owe Senator Edward Hill, and so do you.
Steve: How?
Oscar: Two years ago, I needed six million dollars for a very special project. He ran that money through the senate appropriations committee with no questions asked because he respected my need for secrecy. To this day, he doesn't know where that money went.


Oscar: Steve, just tell them about the simulator. The accident could have happened that way, they'll believe that.
Steve: I can't, Oscar. I don't believe it.
Oscar: I'm afraid that's not good enough.
Steve: Well, it'll have to be because I'm not going to lie about it.
Oscar: You don't have to lie. Listen, I'm tired of asking you - I'm telling you!
Steve: Is that like an order, Oscar?
Oscar: You can take it any way you like.


Hill: God knows where we are, but we're alive. (to Steve) Well, you all right?
Steve: Oh, everything is peachy, Senator, just peachy. Except I got this little problem.
Hill: What's that?
Steve: I can't see.


(Steve bends propeller)
Senator Hill: How did you do that?
Steve: Well Senator, two years ago you got Oscar Goldman six million dollars for a secret project. I was that project.


Lannon: We ought to be figuring out a way to leave him here.
Hill: Joe...
Lannon: Well, it would be a solution. Easy to explain; we could say he died in the crash.
Hill: Are you out of your mind?


A.F. Doctor: I'm sorry I couldn't help you with that left eye, but it's a little out of my line.


Hill: There are men who wouldn't shake my hand.
Steve: Well, if that's true, General, they're men who don't know you.


Hill: Best thing I ever did was get Oscar that six million.
Steve: General, the best thing you ever did was raise a son.

Novelization

This episode was adapted into a book by Jay Barbree; one of only a few fiction books written by the author, who often collaborated with Six Million Dollar Man creator Martin Caidin on non-fiction works.

Trivia

Lee dislikes neckties

Bionics Revealed

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Continuity

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Nielsen

59 out of 63 for the week of September 22–29, 1974.

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