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“Angel of Mercy”

S1 E3

Production 44403
Original Airdate: January 28, 1976
Jaime medic
Jaime, the medic
Produced by
Kenneth Johnson
Written by
James D. Parriott
Directed by
Alan J. Levi
Guest Cast
Guest Star(s)
Andy Griffith as Jack Starkey
Co-starring
Claudio Martinez as Julio
James Karen as George Morehouse
Jean Allison as Judith Morehouse
With
Bert Santos as Castro Beard
Robbie Rist as Andrew
Paul Berrones as Wounded Soldier
Alycia Gardner as Gwen
Robbie Wolcott as Mark
Broadcast Order
Season 1
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Jaime Sommers is sent to Costa Bravo with helicopter pilot Jack Starkey to rescue the American ambassador.

Summary

Helicopter pilot Jack Starkey resents the presence of Jaime Sommers on a rescue mission because she is a female, but she soon proves herself to the pilot. The rescue becomes complicated when the ambassador's wife is trapped in a collapsed building at the Vector 4 Depot. Jaime and Jack are soon joined by a local boy, Julio whose parents were killed by the guerrilla soldiers.

Deconstructed

Quotes

Oscar: Do you realize how much money we could make if I patented you as a household tool?
Jaime: It would be a lot safer too.


Jaime: It's not the mission - I'll do that. It's the part about being a nurse. Oscar, I can't even put on a band-aid!
Oscar: Oh, I don't think there'll be any doctoring, Jaime. Now, here's a uniform.
Jaime: Uh-huh, and a first aid manual?
Oscar: We'll be arriving at Costa Bravo in about - oh, two hours, and you'll have plenty of time to just... uh... cram.
Jaime: Let's hope that the teacher can cram a lot better than her kids. (starts reading the first aid manual) "How to stop arterial bleeding"? Oh, Oscar... I... I... (covers her face)
Oscar: (laughs and gives her a hug) You're going to make it, pal.
Jaime: You're nuts.


(Oscar and Jaime watch a helicopter fly erratically overhead).
Jaime: Is that my pilot?
Oscar: His name is Jack Starkey, and he's the finest helicopter pilot alive.
Jaime: Yeah? Who says?
Oscar: He says.
Jaime: (sarcastically) Oh, good.


Jaime: Well I don't know what you're worried about, Starkey.
Starkey: Bullets, mostly.
Jaime: Well nobody's gonna shoot at a medical team.
Starkey: No, they'll give us Hershey bars, right? Wrong.


Starkey: I admire your courage, Sommers. I'm not so sure about your brain.


Starkey: Well, we can't take [Julio] with us. The kid can barely walk; he'll slow us down.
Jaime: I'll carry him.
Starkey: You'll what?
Jaime: He can ride on my shoulders.
Starkey: You'll never make it; your legs aren't strong enough.
Jaime: Well, then, you carry him.
Starkey: Me carry him? Not in a blue moon, a month of Sundays, or till Biloxi, Mississippi freezes over, am I walking through the jungle with a kid on my back, and that's final!
(Camera pans up to show Julio riding on Starkey's shoulders).
Jaime: How're your legs holding up?
Starkey: Fine. Good exercise.


(Julio pulls the snake that Jaime killed earlier out of his bag).
Jaime: You eat those?
Julio: Si. Good meat, but they are hard to catch. You killed it, so half belongs to you. (gestures towards Jaime)
Jaime: (jumping back) Uh... Julio... finders, keepers, honey. It's all yours.
Julio: Gracias. Since you don't want it.


Starkey: We're gonna have to hide in the jungle.
Jaime: The jungle? What happened to the plane?
Starkey: It's hopeless. It's got pretzels for landing gear.


Jaime: (fixes the landing gear of the plane) Okay, now does that do it?
Starkey: How'd you do that?
Jaime: Starkey, get these blocks outta here, get in the plane, and I'll go get the others.
Starkey: Well, maybe I should...
Jaime: (exasperated) Starkey...
Starkey: (quickly) Yes, ma'am.


Starkey: Sommers, we got a problem. the engine won't turn over; the battery's dead.
Jaime: Well, what if I spin the propeller?
Starkey: Aw, you can't - it's too heavy. You... (looks at Jaime, who shoots him a dirty look) On second thought...


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