Master of Ceremonies
Played by Bert Parks
Ray Raymond (a.k.a. 'Mr. Smile') is the master of ceremonies and pageant director for the Miss United States beauty pageant. For the tidy sum of $500,000, he conspires with a foreign agent in an attempt to smuggle the Falcon Circuit out of the country and into Paris, France using Miss Florida as a courier. The circuit is hidden in the rhinestone scepter accessory held by Miss United States.