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Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers escape captivity from the OSI grounds, by jumping over a wall.

Steve proposes marriage to Jaime.

Steve proposes marriage to Jaime.

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Oscar Goldman, Jaime Sommers, Kate Mason, Jim Goldman.

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Bionic Showdown (also known by the longer title Bionic Showdown: The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman) was a 1989 made-for-TV movie. It was the second of three reunion films featuring the original cast members of The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman and, like the first film, was intended as a potential pilot for a new series, this one focusing on new bionic woman Kate Mason, played by a pre-stardom Sandra Bullock. It was followed by one final reunion film five years later, Bionic Ever After?.

A traitor within the OSI is leaking vital security information, that threatens the upcoming World Unity Games. That someone is also discovered to be bionic. Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers, who have been helping with preparations for the games, are now suspects. Can Austin and Sommers clear their names and prove that neither of them is the traitor?

Synopsis

The World Unity Games; a sports competition not unlike the Olympics, in the name of world peace — is being held in Toronto, Canada. Oscar Goldman is asking Steve Austin to come out of retirement again, to become Chief of Security to the games. Austin reluctantly agrees. Later, someone manages to steal some information possibly vital to security of the games. It turns out that "someone" is bionic, because the thief tossed everyone about, including Goldman, like rag dolls.

Meanwhile, Jaime Sommers is giving a helping hand in preparing the OSI's newest bionic agent, Kate Mason, for her new life. She has been paralyzed since age six, and bionics will now allow her to walk for the first time in years. Mason's bionics are of a totally new design, which are based more on augmenting her present biological systems — unlike her predecessors' cybernetic replacements. It proves to give her superior abilities over Austin and Sommers, while comparing favorably with Austin's son Michael Austin, who received the latest in advanced cybernetic replacements two years earlier.

As the story progresses, the enemy forces who planted the bionic thief at the OSI, want to eliminate Steve Austin so he doesn't pose any kind of obstacle for their eventual plans. At the same time, U.S. Army General John McAllister has now been temporarily placed in charge of the OSI, due to the serious nature of the information theft. McAllister's job is to re-evaluate the organization's current effectiveness, and make changes if necessary. He holds all the OSI's bionic agents suspect for the theft. Since Kate hadn't been "activated" at the time, and Michael Austin wasn't anywhere near the games: McAllister begins with securing Steve Austin and Jaime Sommers for questioning. However, McAllister is barking up the wrong tree, because the enemy has their own advanced bionic agent, like Kate!

Later when Austin and Sommers are free, the enemy bionic agent plants a bomb on Austin's boat in order to kill him. Instead of this happening, Oscar Goldman's nephew Jim Goldman is caught in the blast. Now Oscar schemes up a plan to flush out who's behind all this. Jim pretends to be severely injured by the bomb, and Goldman asks McAllister for permission to allow Jim to undergo bionic surgery. Goldman knows that McAllister would refuse, so he kicks up a big fuss and fakes his resignation, declaring he "would be better off with the enemy". The enemy forces take his words at face value and capture him. So now Goldman discovers who is behind everything, including the identity of the enemy bionic thief.

Since Kate Mason is coming along nicely with using her bionics, the enemy forces feel that she is a threat as well, and want to eliminate her. However, they fail in their attempt. Later, it turns out the whole thing is an inside job: with Deputy CIA Director Charles Esterman leaking bionic (and other) secrets to a Russian General Dzerinsky, and OSI agent Alan Devlin is the bionic thief. Mason manages to kill Devlin, and Esterman and his accomplice Dzerinsky end up in prison.

Credits

Cast

Quotes

Allen: What, does a room with this many enemies in it make ya nervous?
Oscar: You're damn right it does! I didn't spend 30 years behind an OSI desk pushing pencils or shoving pins into Third World hotspots, I was out in the field! I was out in the action...


Castillian: Jim Castillian. That's with two "L"'s.
Jim: James. Goldman. One "L".
Castillian: Oh, you're Oscar's nephew. That's right, I heard you were in town. You're training for the games, right?
Jim: Uh-huh. The 400 and the hurdles. Fastest thing on two legs - 'cept of course for Alice Grayson. I never did catch her in four years of college.
Castillian: I used to be an athlete myself.
Jim: Yeah?
Castillian: Yeah. Not much time for it now, I'm here in the OSI dodging bullets and inter-office memos.


Castillian: (about Jaime Sommers) She is looking D.D.G. tonight.(Steve gives him a questioning look) That's drop dead gorgeous.
Steve: Oh.
Castillian: (slaps Steve on the back) Good luck, Big Guy.


Steve: Jaime... will you...
Jaime: Will I...?
Steve: (sees Oscar leave the party) Will you excuse me...
Jaime: (resigned, to no-one in particular) Well, I might - but you have to ask.


Jaime: Kate, you chose this. And they chose you. They chose you because of all the qualities that make you Kate.
Kate: Well, what if the OSI's made a mistake?! What if I'm not the person that they think?! What if I'm not a Jaime Sommers?!
Jaime: Hey! They don't want a clone of me, okay? They couldn't handle it. They've had too many problems with me over the years.


OSI Officer: (to Steve Austin) You're not gonna go bionic on me, are you?


General McAllister: As far as I'm concerned, nobody is snow white. If some foreign power, if some group of terrorists, if some individual concern has found out how to build a bionic man or a bionic woman... just imagine what an army of them would be like...


Jim: It's temporary paralysis, though - isn't it, Steve? I mean, I'm gonna walk again...
Steve: You may walk again. And if you'll walk, you'll run - faster than any man has ever run before, including myself.
Jim: Sorry, Steve. It's... uh... it's a bit much to take in all at once, you know... kinda comes over me in waves, you know... the pain of the realization... I worked so hard for these games... I don't think I can deal with this right now. I can't even think of a good punchline.


Jim: (to himself) Funny stuff, way to go, Jimmy. Really swept her off her nuclear feet.


Castillian: Well, I found Oscar. In the bar at the Watergate hotel.


Oscar: (Steve and Jaime are trying to take an unwilling Oscar away from a bar) They are cyborgs, would you believe that? And they're trying to kidnap me. I needs some help. Help!
Man in bar: Are you... sure you're his friend?
Jaime: Oh, absolutely. Listen, don't pay any attention to anything he says, he's very confused. Do I look like a robot to you?


(Kate races, and beats, Jaime to a bridge)
Jaime: (panting) I'm not doing this again... anymore... why do they always ask me to work out the new bionic... people? My gosh! I always lose! I'm startin' to feel like an antique!


Kate: Hey, if I'm gonna start working for the OSI, I've gotta start sometime, right? But you... you'll be close, right?
Jaime: Try and get rid of me. Just... please don't run, okay? Please...
Kate: Okay, we'll jog.


Jim: So... I hear you're gonna compete in the games.
Kate: So... I hear you wanna be my trainer.
Jim: Isn't life full of the most delightful little coincidences?
Kate: So... you just wheeled on down here to ask me this?
Jim: Well... beautiful night.
Kate: It's gonna snow.
Jim: Time on my hands?
Kate: It's almost midnight.
Jim: Tough crowd... Steve and Jaime brought me - they're... uh... they're around the corner... oh, c'mon, Kate... I'd worry about you. I wouldn't be able to sleep... and I... I thought that we could look for my uncle... together. How's that for stackin' the ol' deck?
Kate: You are a rat!!
Jim: Is that a yes?


General Dzerinsky: Yes, you have been speaking out rather publicly about your former organization in particular and your country in general.
Oscar: That doesn't mean that I wanna crawl from one pit of vipers into another.
General Dzerinsky: That is very good, I must remember it.
Oscar: Yeah, well, try to remember this! (punches him across the jaw)


Kate: Allen, I've been here a week and all I've found out are the dating habits of the women athletes. Now that doesn't sound like the Scarlett Pimpernel to you, now does it?


Kate: (shouting) Will you stay out of my private life? Just stay out of my private life!
Jim: If you stay out of my dreams.


Jim: Was that a bionic kiss?
Kate: Nope, a hundred per cent natural.
Jim: Thank you, Mother Nature.


Kate: To think that I actually cared about you. I trusted you.
Allen: What can I say, Kate? You were very stupid.


Steve: Well, I... I... I did have something I wanted to say to you. Uh... you know, Jaime, we've known each other for a long, long, long time, and we've been through a lot together.
Jaime: Steve...
Steve: Now... uh... Jaime, just... uh... let me finish... when... two people...
Jaime: Why don't we get married?
Steve: Now... uh... please hear me out, Jaime... (stunned) What?!
Jaime: I said - would you like to get married?
Steve: Well... I... uh...
(Jaime nods her head; Steve follows suit)


Steve: Oscar, since when did my security ratings at this place go down to the valet parking level?


Trivia

This makes Goldman some months younger than actor Richard Anderson (who was born on Aug. 8, 1926).

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Scenes Deleted in Repeat Broadcasts


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